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Space Astronauts Character Bios

Space Astronauts...In Space!

Name: Captain Colon
Rank: Captain, High Hopes
Birthplace: Space
Favourite Colour: Plaid
Greatest Fear: Running out of coffee
First Appearance: Season 1 - Week 1 (Episode 1)

Captain Colon is Captain of the High Hopes. He journeys through space with Corporal Comma, who is constantly shooting asteroids in space. Colon once risked it all in an attempt to rescue Comma from a prison barge.

Name: Corporal Comma
Rank: Corporal, High Hopes
Birthplace: Space
Favourite Colour: Asteroids
Greatest Fear: Not being able to shoot asteroids
First Appearance: Season 1 - Week 1 (Episode 1)

Corporal Comma is First Officer of the High Hopes. His favorite pastime is shooting asteroids in space. When he's not shooting asteroids is space, he's thinking about shooting asteroids in space.

Name: Otto Pilot
Rank: Autopilot, High Hopes
Birthplace: Made in Taiwan
Favourite Colour: None
Greatest Fear: None
First Appearance: Season 2 - Week 3 (Episode 7)

Otto Pilot is programmed to autopilot the ship, but he is not programmed to shoot asteroids. Captain Colon activated Otto Pilot while Comma was detained by the Space Asteroid Park Ranger.

Name: Captain Dot Dot Dot
Rank: Captain, Despair
Birthplace: Space
Favourite Colour: Green
Greatest Fear: Losing
First Appearance: Season 1 - Week 2 (Episode 2)

Captain Dot Dot Dot challenges Captain Colon and Corporal Comma to the Annual Space Race in space. The race involves flying at high speeds and shooting asteroids in space to see who reaches the finish line first.

Name: Captain Tool
Rank: Captain, Reckless
Birthplace: Space
Favourite Colour: Gray
Greatest Fear: Getting stuck in asteroids
First Appearance: Season 2 - Week 1 (Episode 5)

Captain Tool gets trapped in an asteroid made of liquidy rock and sends a distress call to Colon and Comma. After being helped to break free from the asteroid, he vows never to return again.

Name: Space Asteroid Park Ranger
Rank: Ranger, Space Asteroid Park
Birthplace: Space
Favourite Colour: Blue and Red
Greatest Fear: Unknown
First Appearance: Season 1 - Week 4 (Episode 3)

The Space Park Ranger patrols space and makes sure Space Astronauts don't exceed their limit of shooting asteroids. He's had several encounters with Colon and Comma and always enforces the law.

Name: Insane Convict
Rank: Prisoner, stowaway
Birthplace: Space
Favourite Colour: Doesn't know
Greatest Fear: Loud noises, modern devices
First Appearance: Season 2 - Week 3 (Episode 7)

The Insane Convict is a prisoner on the Space Park Ranger's barge in space. He is terribly afraid of loud noises, foreign objects, and modern devices. Comma became his cellmate after being arrested.

Name: The Black Rock
Rank: Biggest, blackest, black rock that ever was in space
Birthplace: Space
Favourite Colour: Black
Greatest Fear: None
First Appearance: Season 1 - Week 1 (Episode 1)

The Black Rock is a massively gigantic black rock with very small wings. It eats other asteroids and increases in size. It makes its debut in the first episode and threatens the Space Astronauts all through the first season.

Name: Unknown
Rank: Sexy Radio Voice
Birthplace: Unknown
Favourite Colour: Meat
Greatest Fear: Unknown
First Appearance: Season 2 - Week 2 (Episode 6)

During a taped commercial featuring a sexy radio voice, Captain Colon and Corporal Comma learn about the big, juicy Spork Special Spork burgers that are available at Spork's Deep Space Pub.

Name: Spork's Deep Space Pub
Rank: Deep Space Pub
Birthplace: Space
Favourite Colour: Unknown
Greatest Fear: Unknown
First Appearance: Season 2 - Week 2 (Episode 6)

Spork's Deep Space Pub serves delicious burgers and is run by Spork. It is located on Exit 4, off the Asteroid Interstate. There are no refunds at Spork's and all sales are final.